[personal profile] escapedsnake911
by: escapedsnake911
fandoms: Parks and Recreation
kinks: In Public

title: And a Matching Bra For an Extra Boost
pairing: Donna solo
rating: PG-13
summary/preview: On rough days in the Parks and Rec department, Donna has her secret weapon.
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Donna Meagle is a woman who puts up with a lot of crap on a day to day basis. It has been long acknowledged that she is one of the two competent people in the Parks and Rec department, and one of one sane people. She puts up with a man who will not do anything for philosophical reasons, a man who will not do anything for prissiness reasons, and a man who cannot do anything for Gerry reasons. Add a girl who does not give a damn, her idiot husband, and the most enthusiastic person in the history of the world, and days get damn long.

She has her ways to get release in her off hours, and a cycle of men on rotation to meet her needs. She is a big lady with some big needs for satisfaction and there is no one way man could keep up with that.

But every now and then, the morning gets off to a bad start, the whole day is bound to be stressful, and neither George nor Simon can get away from work for a nooner. That is when Idris gets the call.

Idris is a five-inch long, specially curved vibrator with a poreless silicone shell, contours to fit around the clitoris and up into the vulva, five different speed settings, six pulsating rhythms, and a tasteful tiger-stripe panty set to hold him in place. And a wireless remote.

He is her baby.

More importantly, he is her ticket out of the worst days in this backwater hellhole that Leslie cheerfully calls Pawnee. He runs whisper quiet, so she just puts him in in the morning (with a matching bra for an extra boost), slips the remote in her pocket, and goes about her day.

Andy spilled coffee on her desk? Speed setting one and pulsate setting four should do the trick.

Ron is trying to hide from the other department heads, and they are going after her now? She sits back with speed three and pulsate two. April is ignoring her phone for hours at a time? Four and five. Tom won’t touch the newest batch of paperwork? Two and one.

Speed setting five and pulsate setting six is a combo she affectionately calls “The Gerry”. No matter what string of failures he throws at her, she can close her eyes and go off to a whole different world of pleasure. Gerry’s apologies wash over her as Idris rocks her world.

She became, obviously, a master at hiding her pleasure. Save for the occasional wriggle, no one knows that Donna has her own little Treat Yo’ Self day every week or so.

That is, until she ran out of batteries in the middle of the busiest day of the season. No one quite knew what set her off, but her rage was something to behold.

She seemed better later, but only after all of the remotes in the building had been broken into. It was the strangest case of vandalism, like someone was ready to kill for a set of double A’s.
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